Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

Let Your Socks Do the Complaining:

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

After a long day filled with life's little annoyances, slip into the "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle. These socks won't just cushion your feet—they'll speak the truth on your behalf. Made for those moments when you just can't even, these socks are here to comfort your feet and let the world know exactly how you feel.

Why Choose Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks?

Comedic Relief: These socks bring a humorous twist to the everyday struggles, letting your feet do the complaining for you.
Ultimate Comfort: Made from a soft cotton blend, these socks offer all-day comfort for your tired feet.
Unisex Sizing: Designed to fit most, these socks are perfect for anyone who has had enough of the day's nonsense.
Made in the USA: Proudly crafted in the USA with quality and care.

Kick Back in Style and Comfort:

With their wide ribbed design and vibrant accents, these socks are perfect for unwinding after a tough day. Whether you're lounging at home or running errands, these socks will keep your feet comfortable while making a bold statement.

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61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
All our socks are proudly made in the USA
Wide ribbed design reaching mid-calf on most
Fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15 US
Thicker weave, best worn with sneakers and roomy shoes
Machine wash cold, line dry

Faster Bitch Faster Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

A pair of white gym-style socks with humorous text, proudly made in the United States with a cotton blend.

Farts Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

I Shit Glitter Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

A pair of statement crew socks proudly made in the USA, perfect for adding personality to any outfit.

Hot Homo Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

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R & Y Augousti Style Eggshell Lacquer Tall Sculptural Spindle Vase

$945.00

Holding it together, beautifully

Look at this statement in texture and silhouette,. This sculptural vase by R & Y Augousti exemplifies the appeal of late twentieth-century decorative arts.

Its elongated hourglass form has an intricate eggshell lacquer finish that creates a mesmerizing interplay of geometry and organic pattern. From a distance, the surface reads as architectural; up close, it’s reminiscent of ancient ceramics and parched earth landscapes.

The piece draws on the traditions of French lacquer work and the Art Deco revival, but it does not feel trapped in either period. It’s pretty much the opposite. It has the confidence to sit among Mid-Century Modern pieces, contemporary furniture, or a collection accumulated over years by someone who has never been particularly interested in matching things.

Condition: Excellent

Key Features & Benefits

Era / Movement: Mid-20th-century decorative arts, drawing from Art Deco lacquer traditions and later organic modern forms
Material / Construction: Composite structure finished in eggshell lacquer (coquille d’oeuf), layered and polished to a smooth, high-gloss surface
Maker / Provenance: Attributed to R & Y Augousti, known for material-driven decorative objects with global craft influence
Design Notes: Asymmetrical spindle form with canted rim;
Care & Use: Best kept as a sculptural object or with minimal arrangement; wipe gently with a soft cloth to maintain finish
Dimensions: 23.5" H × 3" W × 3.5" D

She’s ready for her close-up — are you

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Pair of Wood and Brass Finial Sculptures by Sarreid Ltd., Circa 1960s–1970s

$525.00

Good design, egg-secuted properly.…

Originally derived from architectural ornament, finials were designed to mark endings, crown structures, and provide visual punctuation.

By the 1960s and 1970s, designers began reinterpreting those forms as standalone decorative objects. This pair combines lathe-turned hardwood and aged brass to create a silhouette rooted in historical precedent while feeling surprisingly modern.

Proof that good proportions travel well.

Era & Movement: Circa 1960s–1970s, reflecting the growing popularity of sculptural decorative objects in postwar interiors.
Materials & Construction: Lathe-turned hardwood forms mounted on substantial cast brass pedestal bases with naturally developed patina.
Maker & Provenance: Attributed to the style of Sarreid Ltd.
Care & Use: Wood may be dusted with a soft cloth; brass can be left untouched to preserve patina or gently polished according to preference.
Dimensions: Graduated pair; larger example approximately 10–12"H and smaller approximately 6–7"H.

Desert Rose Crystal on Chrome Stand | 1970s

$325.00

When nature keeps its composure.…

In the 70s natural specimens were increasingly treated as sculptural objects rather than scientific artifacts. The contrast of the texture and polished metal is deliberate.

The Desert Rose specimen is a softly colored mineral, but the closer you get, the more you notice how cool and complex it actually is. It’s made of thin, crystal plates that radiate out into a natural rosette.

Era / Movement: 1970s modernist display sensibility with naturalist roots.
Material / Construction: Naturally occurring gypsum or barite crystal on a polished chrome stand..
Style / Design Notes: Minmal metal stand allowing the mineral to remain dominant.
Care & Maintenance Tip: Dust gently with a soft brush; avoid moisture on the crystal.
Dimensions: 4.5ʺW × 2.5ʺD × 8ʺH

Per Lütken for Holmegaard Smoke Vase | Danish Modern Art Glass 1960's

$595.00

Smoke show, Scandinavian edition…

This Holmegaard Smoke vase is a masterclass in geometry and gravity. A wide, open mouth tapers down to a heavy base, punctuated by that signature internal bubble catching the light just right. It’s understated, but only in that distinctively confident Danish way.

Per Lütken’s designs for Holmegaard are some of the most essential pieces of 20th-century Scandinavian Modern glass, and this Smoke conical vase stands out as a highlight of his legacy. The Smoke colorway added an atmospheric depth to Holmegaard’s line. A gray-green translucency that sharpens the lines of Lütken’s forms while softening their overall visual impact.

• Era / Movement: 1960s Scandinavian Modern

• Material: Heavy, hand-blown Holmegaard art glass

• Color: Smoke — deep translucent gray-green

• Design Notes: Significant weight and scale for sculptural impact

• Care Tip: Hand wash; avoid abrupt temperature changes

• Scale: 11.5” L x W 12” x 11” H

Canopy Candle

$44.00

EARTHY & FRESH:

Canopy Candle by Botanica

Introducing the Canopy Candle by BOTANICA, an ever-fresh and woodsy addition to your home decor. Inspired by the lush Amazonian Rainforest, this candle captures the essence of verdant woods and blooming flora. The rich notes of teakwood and moss are perfectly complemented by the refreshing aroma of eucalyptus and water lily, creating a balanced and invigorating fragrance.

Here's why this candle is a must-have for your space:

Hand-Poured Excellence: Each candle is meticulously hand-poured, ensuring a premium quality product that adds a sophisticated touch to your decor.

Eco-Friendly Composition: Made with a blend of high-quality soy wax and premium-grade fragrance oils derived from essential oils, this candle offers an environmentally friendly and clean burn.

Invigorating Scent Profile:

Top Notes: Verdant Wood
Mid Notes: Eucalyptus, Water Lily
Base Notes: Teakwood, Moss

Transform your space with the Canopy Candle by BOTANICA and immerse yourself in the ever-fresh, woodsy fragrance inspired by the rich botanical heritage of the Amazon Rainforest.

Cowboy Kush Candle

Giddy Up to This Spicy, Earthy Haze!

Cowboy Kush Candle by Boy Smells

Saddle up and light the 8.5oz Cowboy Kush candle by Boy Smells – a cult-favorite with a bold new kick! This "spicy, earthy haze" belongs to the Earthy/Spicy olfactive family. It's designed to evoke the feeling of "worn leather chaps" and smells of "suede, pot and patchouli".

Cowboy Kush kicks off with warm hazelnut and soft white leather, matures into cannabis flower and worn suede, and then settles into smooth tonka and patchouli. The result is a scent that is sweet, smoky, and slightly wild – think rodeo rebel meets downtown after-hours. Saddle up, because Cowboy Kush knows how to make an entrance.

Why You'll Love Cowboy Kush:

Distinctive Scent Profile:
- Top Notes: Hazelnut, White Leather
- Mid Notes: Cannabis, Suede
- Base Notes: Tonka Bean, Patchouli
Long-Lasting Burn: Enjoy over 50 hours of aromatic bliss.
Enhanced Wax Formula: Features newly formulated wax for even burns.
Consciously Crafted: Now vegan and non-GMO, made with a US-farmed soy blend.
Versatile Ambiance: Light up for anytime and anywhere.

Ignite Your Inner Rebel:

This uniquely crafted candle offers an experience that's both daring and comforting. With its new vegan and non-GMO wax blend ensuring an even burn and over 50 hours of captivating fragrance, the Cowboy Kush candle is ready to transform your space into a spirited sanctuary.

Jasmine Candle

$40.00

Experience Pure, Serene Floral Elegance!

Jasmine Candle by Putnam Design LLC

Immerse your space in the enchanting aroma of pure blossoms with the Jasmine Candle by Putnam Design LLC! This single-note scented candle is hand-poured and meticulously crafted in Los Angeles, exclusively by Putnam Design, ensuring a premium fragrance experience.Perfect for creating a serene and inviting atmosphere, this candle brings the delicate, intoxicating scent of fresh jasmine gracefully into your home.

Why You'll Love the Jasmine Candle:

Pure Jasmine Fragrance: A beautifully true single-note scent of jasmine provides an elegant and calming ambiance.
Premium Soy Wax: Made with 9oz of 100% soy wax for a cleaner, longer-lasting burn.
Extended Burn Time: Enjoy up to 40 hours of aromatic bliss, allowing you to savor the serene scent for longer.
Clean & Consistent Burn: Features a cotton wax-coated wick for a steady flame and optimal fragrance diffusion.
Consciously Crafted: Hand-poured in Los Angeles and made in the United States, with recyclable packaging, reflecting a commitment to quality and sustainability.

Let the Timeless Scent of Jasmine Fill Your Sanctuary!

This exquisite candle is more than just a source of light; it's an invitation to unwind, reflect, and bask in the soothing essence of nature's most beloved floral notes. Elevate your everyday moments with its gentle glow and captivating aroma.

NUEVE LEONES CANDLE

$36.00

MOODY & ECLECTIC:

NUEVE LEONES CANDLE BY ROEN

Step into the rich nightlife of Mexico City’s Roma Norte with the Nueve Leones Candle by Roen. Inspired by this vibrant neighborhood’s eclectic energy, chic cafes, and dimly lit bars, this candle embodies a perfect blend of bohemian charm and creative spirit. Let the sacred scent of burning copal, tanned leathers, and hinoki wood awaken your senses and stir your imagination.

Here’s why this candle is perfect for your space:

Sophisticated Design: The Nueve Leones Candle comes in a hand-painted jar illustrated by fellow dreamer Freddy Terriquez, offering both artistic beauty and reuse potential. Each jar is designed to add a unique and chic touch to any room, long after the candle has burned.

Hand-Poured Excellence: Each candle is meticulously hand-poured in Southern California using a premium coconut + soy wax blend for a clean, natural burn. It’s a high-quality piece that captures the moody and vibrant essence of Roma Norte’s nightlife.

Eco-Friendly Composition: Roen candles are crafted with lead-free cotton wicks and premium fragrance oils. They’re vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, paraben-free, carcinogen-free, and packaged in fully recyclable materials, ensuring a guilt-free experience.

Top Notes: Tanned Leather, Santal
Mid Notes: Hinoki Woods, Copal
Base Notes: Sweet Horchata

Immerse yourself in the bold, bohemian vibe of Roma Norte with the Nueve Leones Candle by Roen, and unleash your inner creative with its moody, eclectic fragrance.

ALOE LEAF & MINT Shea Butter Soap - Bath Bar

$12.00

Your Morning Pick-Me-Up in a Bar:

ALOE LEAF & MINT Shea Butter Soap - Bath Bar by Formulary 55

Aloe Leaf & Mint Shea Butter Soap is our most invigorating, zesty, and "clean" scent. We've blended fresh aloe leaf with cooling mint and added a touch of black pepper for an awakening experience. This refreshing scent is the perfect way to kickstart your day and is one of our top-selling fragrances, available across our entire product line.

Invigorate Your Senses:

Experience the crisp and refreshing blend of aloe leaf, mint, and black pepper in our Aloe Leaf & Mint shea butter soap. This unique fragrance is designed to awaken your senses and leave you feeling energized.

Our Best-Selling Soap Bar Size:

Enjoy the luxurious lather of our Aloe Leaf & Mint Shea Butter Soap in our popular 6+ oz bar size, perfect for everyday indulgence.

Why You'll Love This Shea Butter Soap:

Invigorating & Refreshing Scent: Experience the zesty blend of aloe leaf, mint, and black pepper, perfect for a morning boost.
Luxurious Shea Butter: Enriched with shea butter to nourish and moisturize your skin, leaving it feeling soft and supple.
Handcrafted Quality: Made in small batches with saponified oils of coconut, RSPO-certified palm, and shea butter.
Clean Ingredients: Scented with our proprietary blend of phthalate-free fragrance oils and essential oils.
Vegan & Cruelty-Free: Formulated without animal-derived ingredients and never tested on animals.
Free From Harsh Chemicals: SLS-free and paraben-free.

A Zesty Start to Your Day:

Transform your daily shower or bath into an invigorating ritual with the Aloe Leaf & Mint Shea Butter Soap. Its refreshing fragrance and nourishing properties will leave your skin feeling cleansed, hydrated, and revitalized.

Pillow Talk Bath Bomb

$10.00

Indulge in Botanical Bliss:

Pillow Talk Bath Bomb by Ginger June Candle Co.

Transform your bath into a dreamy escape with the Pillow Talk Bath Bomb by Ginger June Candle Co. Handcrafted with love, this 5.5 oz herb and flower-infused bath bomb is your ticket to pure relaxation. Made with zero synthetic ingredients, it’s a nourishing and luxurious treat for your skin and soul.

Why You’ll Love It:

All-Natural Indulgence: Free of synthetic ingredients for a clean, guilt-free soak.

Enchanting Aroma: An exquisite essential oil blend of lavender, cedarwood, ylang-ylang, jasmine, and more.

Artisan Crafted: Handmade with care to ensure every bath is a spa-like experience.

Skin-Loving Goodness: Infused with botanicals to leave your skin feeling soft, smooth, and hydrated.

Scent Profile:

A harmonious blend of floral and earthy notes, including rose geranium, bergamot, orange, vanilla, pink peppercorn, and fossilized amber. Perfect for calming your senses and setting a tranquil mood. Give yourself the gift of Pillow Talk—because you deserve the best kind of self-care.

Palo Santo

$84.00

SACRED AURA:

THE PALO SANTO PERFUME BY DILO

Embrace the sacred aura of Palo Santo perfume by dilo. This enchanting fragrance blends floral, spicy, and woody notes, creating a mesmerizing and tranquil scent that evokes the mystique of ancient rituals and serene moments.

Why Palo Santo is a Must-Have:

Enchanting Scent Profile: The Palo Santo fragrance opens with delicate top notes of violet, peppercorn, and iris, leading to a heart of cardamom, rose, and geranium. The base notes of palo santo, sandalwood, and amber provide a warm, grounding finish.

Scent Note Breakdown:

Top Notes: Violet, Peppercorn, Iris
Heart Notes: Cardamom, Rose, Geranium
Base Notes: Palo Santo, Sandalwood, Amber

Artisan Craftsmanship: Each bottle is meticulously designed and blended in Philadelphia, PA, ensuring a premium and artisanal fragrance experience. The 50ml clear glass vessel with a matte black fine mist sprayer and cap adds a sophisticated touch.

Luxurious Packaging: Housed in a heavy cotton telescoping box with a custom insert and full-color wrap sleeve, Palo Santo is as visually stunning as it is aromatic.

The Essence of Sacred Aura: Experience the mystical allure of Palo Santo perfume by dilo. This fragrance artfully combines floral, spicy, and woody notes, evoking ancient rituals and serene moments with every spritz.

CINNAMINT LIP BALM

$9.95

SPICE UP YOUR SMILE:

CINNAMINT LIP BALM BY POPPY & POUT

Ready to heat things up? Our Cinnamint Lip Balm brings the perfect mix of spicy and refreshing. With a gentle tingling sensation upon application, this balm will leave your lips feeling soft, hydrated, and full of flavor. If you’re a cinnamon lover, this one’s for you!

Why Choose Cinnamint Lip Balm:

100% Natural Ingredients: Made with organic coconut oil and ethically sourced beeswax, this vegan lip balm is free from parabens, phthalates, and petrolatum. It’s cruelty-free and certified by Leaping Bunny.

Double the Balm, Double the Fun: At 0.3 oz, our balm tubes give you twice the product compared to standard lip balms.

Handcrafted Goodness: Our all-natural lip care has been handmade in Idaho since 2014, using simple ingredients like sunflower oil, essential oils, and Vitamin E for perfectly hydrated, nourished lips.

About Poppy & Pout:

Since 2014, we’ve been handcrafting our all-natural lip care products in Idaho. Each balm is made with a blend of ethical beeswax, organic coconut oil, sunflower oil, and a touch of essential oils or natural flavor oils for that perfect hydration and flavor boost.

Ball Alarm Clock with Loop Stand

$32.00

EMBRACE MODERN SOPHISTICATION IN YOUR TIMEKEEPING:

Ball Alarm Clock with Loop Stand by Abbott

Introducing the Ball Alarm Clock on Loop Stand, a sleek and functional addition to your bedside table or desk. This artfully crafted timepiece ensures you never miss a beat while adding a touch of contemporary flair to your living space. Its unique spherical design paired with a minimalist wire stand makes it a standout accessory for any modern home.

Whether you are a minimalist enthusiast or simply appreciate clean lines and sleek design, this clock combines form and function perfectly. It serves as both a reliable alarm and a stylish sculptural piece, fitting effortlessly into a variety of interior styles. From your home office to your nightstand, it brings a sophisticated edge to your daily routine.

Why You’ll Love This Ball Alarm Clock:

Sleek Aesthetic: features a unique spherical body and a contemporary loop stand for a minimalist look
Sophisticated Palette: available in blue, green, taupe, and black to complement your existing decor
Compact Proportions: measures 3 inches by 3.3 inches by 4 inches making it ideal for small surfaces
Artful Craftsmanship: designed with a focus on modern flair and practical timekeeping
Lightweight Design: weighs 7.52 oz for easy placement and portability around your home
Functional Accessory: provides a reliable alarm function within a beautiful, sculptural frame

Stay on Schedule with This Sleek Minimalist Clock:

Keep track of your day with a beautifully designed accessory that brings effortless style and modern functionality to your home or workspace.

Flying Skirt Tissue Box

$42.00

FUNCTIONAL ART IN EVERY PULL:

Flying Skirt Tissue Box by Beyond123

Transform a mundane household essential into a captivating piece of kinetic art. The Flying Skirt Tissue Box, designed by Tsunho Wang for SPEXTRUM, brings a sense of whimsy and elegance to your living space. With every tissue you draw, the fabric-like paper catches a "gentle breeze," instantly restyling the lady's skirt into a new, flowing silhouette. This playful interaction turns a simple task into a moment of delight, making it a perfect conversation starter for coffee tables, vanities, or office desks.

As the authentic, made-in-Korea original that inspired a global design trend, this holder represents the pinnacle of "good design." Beyond its charming concept, it features a high-quality resin-embossed pop art print that adds texture and visual depth to the vibrant colors. Whether you choose the bold Teal, energetic Orange, or soft Pink, this piece serves as a functional sculpture that celebrates movement and style.

Why You Will Love This Original Design:

Authentic SPEXTRUM quality: the genuine South Korean original, developed in collaboration with prestigious institutions like Korea’s National Gugak Center.
Interactive 3D contour: features a specially designed internal guide that naturally shapes every tissue into a perfect, flowing skirt.
Premium construction: crafted with a resin-embossed finish for a tactile feel and a metal-weighted base for superior stability.
Thoughtful functional details: equipped with four anti-slip pads to protect your surfaces and a slidable inner case for easy tissue storage.
Simple refilling process: fits most standard tissue sizes—just remove tissues from their cardboard box and place them into the inner sliding tray.
Hand-finished craftsmanship: each unit undergoes final assembly by hand in South Korea, ensuring meticulous attention to detail.

Add a Breeze of Style to Your Home:

Embrace the original vision of SPEXTRUM and enjoy a tissue holder that combines pop art aesthetics with a clever, joyful interaction.

Retro Mush Lamp

from $95.00

Illuminate Your Space with Retro Charm:

Retro Mush Lamp by Filtrum Home

Add a touch of retro charm to your space with the Retro Mush Lamp. Its minimalist mushroom design offers a perfect blend of simplicity and cuteness, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere in any room. This versatile lamp is ideal for bedrooms, living rooms, and offices, making it a delightful addition to your home decor.

Why You’ll Love the Retro Mush Lamp:

Nostalgic Elegance: The classic mushroom design evokes a sense of retro nostalgia while seamlessly fitting into contemporary spaces.
Simple Control: Easily turn the lamp on and off with the intuitive knob and push button switch.
Energy Savings: Enjoy bright, warm lighting without the high energy costs, thanks to its low wattage.
Adaptable Style: Whether in your bedroom, living room, or office, the Retro Mush Lamp enhances any setting with its versatile design.
Customizable Look: Choose from vibrant orange or sleek white to perfectly match your decor.

Elevate Your Decor:

Transform your space with the Retro Mush Lamp by Filtrum Home. Combining a timeless design with modern functionality, this lamp is the perfect way to add a touch of retro charm to your home.

Mukhendu Picture Frame

from $34.00

Showcase Your Memories with Ethical Elegance:

Mukhendu Picture Frame by Matr Boomie Fair Trade

Expanding the beloved Mukhendu Collection, these hand-carved picture frames showcase the beauty of ethically sourced, cruelty-free bone tile accented with elegant brass inlays. Each frame is a testament to skilled artistry and sustainable practices. Designed for versatile display, these photo frames feature a convenient one-way tabletop easel for upright placement and a metal d-ring for easy wall hanging.

Explore the Mukhendu Collection's unique shapes and sizes to perfectly frame your cherished moments. All of Matr Boomie's collection is handmade, fair trade, and sustainable.

Choose Your Style:

Mukhendu 2.5x2.5 Round Picture Frame:

Features a stylish round shape.
Dimensions (Overall): 5.5" diameter
Photo Opening: 2.5" diameter

Mukhendu Arch 5.5x3.5 Cream Picture Frame:

Features a classic arch shape.
Dimensions (Overall): 8.5" (L) x 6.5" (W)
Photo Opening: 5.5" (L) x 3.5" (W)

Mukhendu Arch 5x7 Cream Picture Frame:

Features an elegant arch shape.
Dimensions (Overall): 8.5" (W) x 9.5" (L)
Photo Opening: 4.5" (W) x 6.5" (L)

Why You'll Love the Mukhendu Picture Frame:

Ethically Sourced Bone Tile: Hand-carved from sustainable and cruelty-free materials.
Elegant Brass Accents: Provide a sophisticated and stylish detail.
Versatile Display: Features a tabletop easel and d-ring for hanging.
Variety of Shapes & Sizes: Find the perfect frame for any photo.
Handmade in India: Supports traditional artistry and fair trade practices.
Fair Trade & Sustainable: Reflects ethical and environmentally conscious values.

Frame Your Cherished Moments with Ethical Artistry:

The Mukhendu Picture Frame by Matr Boomie Fair Trade offers a beautiful and ethically crafted way to display your treasured photos, adding a touch of natural elegance and supporting fair trade practices.

"Bear Hug" Card

$6.00

The Best Hugs Are Bear Hugs!

"Bear Hug" Card by Sincerely, Rob

Send a massive dose of warmth with the "Bear Hug" Card by Sincerely, Rob. Featuring the sweet, simple message, "The only hug there should be is a bear hug," this card is a perfect way to send love, comfort, or just a big virtual squeeze to someone special.

This 4.25" x 5.5" folded card is made with a high-quality ink print that ensures the delightful design stands out. The interior is blank, providing plenty of space for your personal, heartfelt message. It comes complete with a rustic kraft paper envelope and is protected by a clear resealable sleeve.

Why You'll Love the "Bear Hug" Card:

Sweet & Simple Message: The front features a charming bear and a message perfect for sending comfort and love.
Premium Quality: Printed with high-quality ink on a 4.25" x 5.5" folded card.
Blank Interior: Offers ample space for a personalized, handwritten note.
Ready to Send: Comes with a kraft paper envelope and protective sleeve.
Made in the USA: Designed and printed in the United States.

Share Your Love. Send a Bear Hug:

This card is more than just paper; it is a warm, tangible way to show someone you care.

Birthday Cat Poop Card

Have a Purr-fectly Crappy Birthday!

Birthday Cat Poop Card by Wrap

For the cat lover with a sense of humor, this Birthday Cat Poop Card by Wrap is sure to bring a chuckle. Designed by artist Holly St Clair, this card features a cheeky illustration of a black cat mid-squat, leaving a special "birthday message" in a blue litter box that hilariously spells out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in brown.Measuring 4.3" x 6.1" inches when folded, this card is blank inside, leaving plenty of space for your own witty or heartfelt birthday wishes. It comes packed with a crisp white envelope in an eco-friendly biodegradable cello bag. Printed in the UK on responsibly sourced paper using vibrant vegetable-based inks.

All About This Card:

Funny Cat Birthday Card: Features a humorous illustration of a cat "gifting" a birthday message.
Unique Design: Created by artist Holly St Clair for Wrap.
Perfect Size: 4.3" x 6.1" inches (folded).
Blank Inside: Plenty of space for your personal birthday message.
Eco-Friendly Packaging: Comes with a white envelope in a biodegradable cello bag.
Responsibly Sourced:Printed in the UK on paper from sustainable sources.
Vegetable-Based Inks: Printed with environmentally conscious inks.
Great for Cat People: A fun and quirky card for friends and family who adore felines.

Wish Them a Birthday That Doesn't Stink!

The Birthday Cat Poop Card by Wrap is a hilariously unique way to celebrate the birthday of any cat enthusiast with a good sense of humor.

David Bowie Greeting Card

$5.50

A Starman's Greeting:

David Bowie Greeting Card by Sharon King-Chai

The David Bowie Greeting Card by Sharon King-Chai celebrates the iconic musician with a unique artistic interpretation. This A6 card features a stylized portrait of David Bowie in a black and white patterned outfit, holding a microphone, set against a vibrant blue and white background, all printed on eco-friendly 300gsm FSC certified board with a blank interior, ready for your personalized message and paired with a recycled kraft envelope.

Unique Artwork: Features a stylized portrait of David Bowie by Sharon King-Chai.
Tribute to an Icon: Perfect for Bowie fans and music lovers.
Versatile Use: Suitable for birthdays, thank you notes, or any occasion.
Blank Interior: Ready for your personal message.
High-Quality Board: Printed on 300gsm FSC certified board.
Eco-Conscious: Made with sustainable materials.
Recycled Envelope: Comes with a recycled kraft envelope.
Perfect Size: A6 dimensions (4.1 x 5.8 inches).
Made in United Kingdom: Supporting UK artistry and production.

Send a Starman's Greeting:

The David Bowie Greeting Card is a unique and eco-conscious way to celebrate a musical legend.

Badass Bitch Card

A Sassy Card for a Sassy Lady!

Badass Bitch Card by And Here We Are

For the sassiest lady in your life who doesn't take any crap from anybody, there's the Badass Bitch Card by And Here We Are. This card features a bold message that reads, "You're a badass bitch," and is digitally printed onto luxurious, bright-white linen-textured paper. Designed by Kiwi Schloffel, this folded A2 card comes with a coordinating envelope, making it the perfect way to celebrate the strong, confident, and unapologetic woman in your life.

Why You'll Love the Badass Bitch Card:

Bold & Sassy Message: A fun and empowering message for the strong woman who inspires you.
Premium Quality Paper: Digitally printed on luxe, bright-white linen-textured paper for a high-quality feel.
Unique Artwork: Features original words and illustrations by artist Kiwi Schloffel.
Perfectly Paired: Comes with a coordinating envelope, making it ready to send.
Made in the U.S.: Proudly made in the US, reflecting a commitment to quality craftsmanship.

Celebrate the Badass Bitch in Your Life:

The Badass Bitch Card is more than just a card; it's a statement of admiration and a celebration of strength and confidence.

Divine Drag Queen Anti Trump Iconic Photo T-Shirt

$30.00

Make a Bold Statement with Iconic Style!

Divine Drag Queen Anti Trump Iconic Photo T-Shirt by Kennidi Co.

Step out with confidence and make your voice heard with the Divine Drag Queen Anti Trump Iconic Photo T-Shirt by Kennidi Co.. This tee exudes boldness and confidence, featuring an iconic photo of Divine, the legendary drag queen, making it perfect for those who want to make a powerful statement.

Why You’ll Love This Iconic Tee:

Bold & Iconic Graphic: Features an iconic photo of Divine, the legendary drag queen, making a clear anti-Trump statement.
Express Yourself: Ideal for drag queen enthusiasts, LGBTQ supporters, and those who appreciate iconic imagery and want to express their political stance.
Versatile for Events: Relevant for Pride Month, LGBTQ events, drag shows, protests, and casual outings, allowing you to wear your convictions proudly.

Wear Your Message, Celebrate Your Icons:

This T-shirt is more than just apparel; it's a vibrant tribute to an icon and a powerful expression of your values, perfect for any occasion where you want to make a visible impact.

Snoopy Embroidered Tote Bag

CARRY A TIMELESS ICON ON YOUR DAILY ADVENTURES:

Snoopy Embroidered Tote Bag by Three Potato Four

Snoopy is a timeless icon of cool, and these embroidered bags by Three Potato Four bring that classic charm to your everyday carry. Whether you are running errands or headed to the park, these durable canvas bags offer a playful way to showcase your love for the Peanuts gang.

Each bag features detailed Snoopy embroidery that adds a premium feel to the rugged denim and forest green canvas materials. Designed for both style and utility, these pieces are built to withstand daily use while keeping your belongings organized and secure. With two distinct sizes and styles available, you can choose the perfect fit for your lifestyle.

Why You’ll Love These Snoopy Bags:

Premium Materials: crafted from durable cotton denim and heavy 16oz forest green canvas
Detailed Embroidery: features a double sided Snoopy pattern for a playful look from any angle
Functional Storage: includes an interior zip pocket to keep your small essentials safe and easy to find
Versatile Carrying: offers a choice between a classic large tote or a compact crossbody with an adjustable strap
Classic Design: pairs the nostalgic Peanuts aesthetic with a modern and practical bag silhouette

Carry Your Favorite Peanuts Character Wherever You Go:

Transform your daily commute or weekend outing into a celebration of nostalgia with a high-quality bag that is as functional as it is charming.

A Martini Changes Everything Gym Crew Socks

Sip, Relax, and Sock It to 'Em:

A Martini Changes Everything Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

Introducing the "A Martini Changes Everything" Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle—a fun and cheeky way to add a little humor to your day. These socks won’t solve your problems, but a martini might just make things feel a little different. Whether you're lounging at home or hitting the gym, these socks are your perfect companion for adding a playful twist to your routine.

Why Choose A Martini Changes Everything Gym Crew Socks?

Witty Design: These socks playfully embrace the notion that a martini can change your perspective—if only for a moment.
Super Comfy: Made from a blend of natural cotton, nylon, and spandex, these socks offer a comfortable fit that’s perfect for all-day wear.
Unisex & Versatile: Designed to fit a wide range of sizes, from women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15 US.
Made in the USA: Proudly crafted in the USA, ensuring high-quality materials and ethical production.

Martinis & Mismatched Shoes Welcome

Slip into these gym crew socks for a cozy, snug fit that reaches mid-calf on most. Ideal for pairing with sneakers or other roomy shoes, these socks are as versatile as they are fun.

Third Eye Beanie

$28.00

Awaken Your Style with Cozy Vibes:

Third Eye Beanie by Wokeface

Keep warm and look sharp with the Third Eye Beanie by Wokeface – a bestseller that’s equal parts cozy and eye-catching. This high-quality, soft knit beanie features a finely embroidered third eye, symbolizing awareness and positive vibes, with a subtle logo tag for extra style points. Designed to fit most heads (big or small), it’s your go-to accessory for chilly days and nights.

Why You’ll Love the Third Eye Beanie:

Super Soft and Cozy: Made from 100% acrylic knit for warmth and comfort.

Third Eye Detail: Embroidered eye adds a touch of mystique and individuality.

One Size Fits Most: Stretchy knit for a snug yet comfortable fit on almost any head.

Complete Your Look with a Touch of Mystique:

The Third Eye Beanie by Wokeface is more than just a cozy accessory—it’s a statement of style and awareness. This soft, high-quality knit beanie effortlessly combines comfort and personality, making it a must-have for anyone who loves unique, meaningful designs. Whether you're heading out on a chilly day or adding an extra layer of warmth to your outfit, this beanie has you covered.

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

Let Your Socks Do the Complaining:

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

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