Exhausted American Gym Crew Socks

Exhausted American Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

Acknowledge the Exhaustion, Embrace the Comfort:

Exhausted American Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

If you're an American and you've been paying any attention to wtf is happening out here, then you deserve a massage. If your regular socks aren't providing the comfort and honesty you need, well, these are the socks you've been looking for! Show your love for your country (and your need for a break) with these "Exhausted American" Gym Crew Socks! Perfect for anyone who needs a little comfort and a laugh, these socks are a fun and stylish way to acknowledge the current state of things.

Why Choose These Socks?

  • Honest & Relatable: If you're feeling exhausted by the state of things, these socks speak your truth.

  • Comfort Meets Style: Crafted from soft Natural Cotton with bold accents of Royal Blue, Red, and Black Nylon, these socks offer ultimate comfort with a touch of patriotic (and slightly weary) style.

  • Universal Fit: Designed to fit women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15 US, these unisex socks are a one-size-fits-most solution for any exhausted American out there.

  • Durable Design: With a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoes, providing comfort and support for all your activities (or lack thereof).

Exhausted American Approved Comfort:

Step into the "Exhausted American" Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle and let your feet—and your exhaustion—shine. Perfect for anyone who needs a little comfort and a laugh, these socks are all about comfort, style, and relatable honesty.

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Product Details:

  • 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex

  • All our socks are proudly made in the USA

  • Wide ribbed design reaching mid-calf on most

  • Fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15 US

  • Thicker weave, best worn with sneakers and roomy shoes

  • Machine wash cold, line dry

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