Mommy Needs A Cigarette Gym Crew Socks

Mommy Needs A Cigarette Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

FOR THE UNSUNG HERO OF THE HOUSEHOLD:

Mommy Needs A Cigarette Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

Mommies have needs too! For surviving tantrums, whining, playdates, and just... so much poop and pee. The kids may never slow down, but your feet can still be comfortable. You deserve a medal, but you can't smoke those 🤷. These cream-colored crew socks feature a classic retro athletic aesthetic with a humorous edge, acknowledging the daily grind of motherhood with high-contrast lettering and sporty stripes.

Crafted with a soft, breathable cotton-rich blend, these socks offer a cozy fit with just the right amount of stretch to hold their shape through every diaper change and school run. The bold navy and vibrant pink accents pop against the clean background, creating a look that is both nostalgic and relatable. Whether you're at the gym escaping the chaos or just trying to get through the afternoon, these socks are built for the one who does it all.

Why You Will Love Mommy Needs A Cigarette Gym Crew Socks:

  • Bold knit-in statement: Features the phrase "MOMMY NEEDS A CIGARETTE" in a clean, high-contrast block font across the ribbed top.

  • Retro athletic style: Designed with a classic ribbed texture and navy and pink sporty stripes for a timeless, gym-inspired look.

  • Comfortable cotton blend: Made with a soft mix of 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, and 3% Spandex for a cozy fit that holds its shape.

  • Durable construction: Built to withstand regular wear and machine washing while keeping the graphics sharp.

  • Made in the USA: High-quality craftsmanship produced domestically for a premium feel.

Elevate Every Break with This Honest Pair:

Step out in a pair that says what you're thinking while keeping your feet cushioned for the long haul.

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Product Details:

  • Brand: Gumball Poodle

  • Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash

  • Weight: 1.9 oz (53.86 g)

  • Dimensions: 14 x 3.5 x 0.5 in (35.6 x 8.9 x 1.3 cm)

  • Origin: Made in United States

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