BE PROUD. BE AN OLD FART:

Old Fart Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

Age is just a number, but an Old Fart is a lifestyle. Whether you’re hoarding Werther’s Originals, perfecting your collection of dad noises, or just embracing your inner grump, these socks are your ultimate badge of honor. Cozy, bold, and unapologetically cheeky, they’ll have you shuffling to the kitchen in style.

Why You’ll Love Them:

• Premium Comfort: Made from a blend of 61% cotton, 36% nylon, and 3% spandex for a snug yet breathable fit.

• Unisex & One-Size-Fits-Most: Designed to fit women’s size 6 US up to men’s size 15 US.

• Durable & Versatile: Wide ribbed design sits comfortably mid-calf and pairs best with sneakers or other roomy shoes.

• Proudly Made in the USA: Homegrown quality with a side of sass.

• Low-Maintenance: Machine wash cold and line dry for socks that last as long as your "back in my day" rants.

Because Being an Old Fart Never Looked This Good:

Perfect for gifting (to yourself or someone who proudly fits the description), these socks are a quirky, conversation-starting addition to any wardrobe. Get cozy, get grumpy, and embrace the good old days—every day.