From Our Cold, Black Hearts: Happy Anniversary (Maybe):

Married You For Your Money Anniversary Card by The Social Type

Introducing Anti by The Social Type – because sometimes you just want to give a card without all the fluffy stuff. This brand new collection delivers the same luxe papers and foil printing you love, minus the cutesy nonsense.  

Declare your enduring (and perhaps slightly transactional) love with the Married You For Your Money Anniversary Card. Featuring a hilariously blunt greeting in crisp white foil on thick colored stock, this card is perfect for the partner who appreciates your dark humor and, well, their finances. The inside is blank, leaving you space to add your own (hopefully less mercenary) sentiments.  

This A2 sized card (5.5" x 4.25" folded) comes with a coordinating solid or patterned A2 envelope, ready to deliver your unconventional anniversary wishes.  

All About This Card (Because We Have To):

• Blunt Greeting: Features "I Only Married You For Your Money" in bold white foil.  

• Blank Inside: For your actual anniversary message (or more jokes).

• Crisp Printing: White foil for a clean and impactful look.  

• Quality Card: Thick colored stock with a luxe feel.  

• Perfect Size: A2 (5.5" x 4.25" folded).  

• Coordinating Envelope: Comes with a matching A2 envelope.  

• From the Anti Collection: Straight from our cold, black hearts.  

Give Cards, Not Cutesy Shit. Happy Anniversary (Sort Of):

The Married You For Your Money Anniversary Card by The Social Type is the perfect way to celebrate your special day with a dose of dark humor and honest (maybe too honest) affection.