A BIT OF HUMOR FOR THE HARD DAYS:

Even Assholes Card by Bench Pressed

Sometimes the best way to show support is with a heavy dose of honesty and a little bit of wit. The Even Assholes Card is designed for those moments when life feels unfair and you want to remind someone that they have a support system—even if they’re feeling a bit grumpy about it. The bold, simple typography paired with the high-quality feel of letterpress printing makes this card a standout choice for friends with a dark sense of humor.

Hand-printed on an antique letterpress in a cozy little studio, each card carries a unique, tactile impression that digital printing simply can't match. It’s a small, handcrafted way to send a big message of solidarity, proving that a little sarcasm can go a long way in brightening a difficult day.

Why You Will Love This Witty Letterpress Card:

• Authentic letterpress texture: hand-printed on an antique press, creating a deep, physical debossing in the paper that feels premium and artisanal.

• Candid and relatable humor: features a bold, no-nonsense message that is perfect for close friends who appreciate a more direct approach.

• Artisan studio quality: produced in small batches with meticulous attention to detail, ensuring every card is a unique piece of stationery.

• Premium materials: printed on thick, high-quality cardstock and accompanied by a perfectly coordinating envelope for a professional look.

• Blank interior: leaves you plenty of space to add your own personal words of encouragement or further jokes.

• Standard A2 size: at 4.25" x 5.5", it is easy to mail or include alongside a thoughtful gift.

Elevate Every Message with This Sarcastic Card:

Send a greeting that is as honest as your friendship and bring a much-needed smile to someone's face with a handcrafted letterpress finish.