Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks

Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

Unleash Your Inner Diva on Your Special Day!

Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

When it's your special day, you can be however you wanna be! These Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle are designed to gently caress the perfect, supple feet of the honored BIRTHDAY BITCH 🎂😝😈! Step into the spotlight and declare your celebratory status with these super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most crew socks. They're the ultimate accessory for making sure everyone knows it's your day to shine, sass, and celebrate!

Why You'll Love the Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks:

  • Bold Birthday Statement: Features "BIRTHDAY BITCH" in striking black and gold lurex lettering, ensuring you're the star of your celebration.

  • Luxurious Comfort: Made from a soft blend of Pink 2 Cotton with accents of Black Nylon and shimmering Gold Lurex, offering both comfort and a touch of celebratory sparkle.

  • Unisex & Versatile Fit: Designed to comfortably fit a wide range of feet, making them the perfect birthday treat for anyone ready to own their day.

  • Proudly Made in the USA: Experience exceptional quality and craftsmanship with socks entirely produced in the United States.

  • Durable & Fun: Built to last through all your birthday antics, from celebratory dances to casual lounging.

It's Your Birthday, Bitch – Own It!

These aren't just socks; they're an essential part of your birthday uniform, a declaration of fun, and a reminder that it's your day to be unapologetically fabulous. Treat yourself or the birthday queen in your life to this perfectly sassy and comfortable pair!

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Product Details:

  • 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex

  • All our socks are proudly made in the USA

  • Wide ribbed design reaching mid-calf on most

  • Fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15 US

  • Thicker weave, best worn with sneakers and roomy shoes

  • Machine wash cold, line dry

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